Dave Barry's Blog

INCREDIBLY

...this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)

GUESS THE STATE

400 Pound Woman Arrested For Wearing Birthday Suit On Bus Bench

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and R & L Stevenson)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

German police called to a break-in had to deal with a runaway cow rather than robbers, after the bolshie bovine jumped through a window and landed in an old woman’s kitchen.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHOA II

Set your VCRs for August 6th.

IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HER BACK, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Police accuse man of defecating in ex-girlfriend's purse

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Fred Hudson)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HENDRIX

Black Market Buttocks

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Wife Attacks Husband After Finding Copies of The Onion in Car

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and DrPat)