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SAVES TIME

Woman Drives Stolen Car Into Police Station

(Thanks to Dina Ely)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

In what has been described as an evil hoax, the town of Bethel, Alaska, has learned it is not getting a Taco Bell.

Maybe they should get a Burritobot.

(Thanks to DrPat)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

6:04 p.m. A man called in to discuss a “crime” involving an Iranian airplane that had crashed into a tunnel on top of a mountain in Marion, but refused to elaborate as the Iranians had “bugged” his phone.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Burritobot: A 3-D Printer That Spits Out Burritos

(Thanks to funny man)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Snooki recently stepped out into the public eye with an inflatable penguin in tow.

(Thanks to funny man)