Dave Barry's Blog

YOU KNOW THE STATE

Deer and cars collide all the time. But how often does a car get T-boned by a 12-foot alligator crossing an interstate?

IT ALREADY HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Bedford County dead dog receives voter registration forms

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

EDUCATION UPDATE

Principal dresses as Lady Gaga while milking cow

We will not name the school, as that would violate our strict policy.

(Thanks to James Fitzwilliam)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Scientists create yoghurt that changes the colour of your poop to diagnose illnesses

(Thanks to Ralph)

NATURE

Octopus hitches ride on dolphin's genitals

(Thanks to Mitchell Raup and wiredog)

JOURNALISM

Chinese News Confuses Masturbation Toy with a Mysterious Mushroom

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BEFORE YOU CLICK, REMEMBER: SOME THINGS CANNOT BE UNSEEN

A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE CONTINUING ASSAULT ON OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS CONTINUES TO CONTINUE

Woman Says Southwest Told Her She Couldn’t Board Flight To N.Y. Due To Her Cleavage

(Thanks to Ersin Domangue)

THIS CANNOT END WELL

Flathead Valley Community College has a gunsmithing program.

(Thanks to Carl-Bear)

'OFFICIALS SAY THIS MAY HAVE BEEN DONE ON PURPOSE'

Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat In Wayne County Walmart

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GIVE IT UP

...for the Flatulent Snakes.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)