Dave Barry's Blog

HOW MANY IN A HOST?

A secretive high society gentleman's club frequented by Atlanta's most wealthy and prominent people has been thrust into the spotlight after allegations emerged of its elite members golfing naked, urinating in public and committing a host of lewd, drunken acts.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who adds, "They say that like it's a bad thing.")

THEY WILL RISE UP

This inexplicably rainbow-colored dog is now available for adoption from the Gwinnett County Animal Shelter...She was found stray and is now in need of a new home.

(Thanks to K. L. Reed, who observes "Perhaps this is why the dog ran away in the first place.")

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG

Since The Blog's away, we'll be posting kilt pictures, of course. But more importantly, we will also take the opportunity to post boring stuff like this:

The spam filter works overtime on the blog mail, for obvious reasons. If you don't put a subject line on your email, you can assume it won't get through (though some do). Sometimes even if you DO put a subject line, it won't get through, but at least we have some hope of recognizing it as a submission. This is especially important with the kilt and semi-naked-men link submissions that we are sure you will begin sending momentarily.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled blog.

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE KEPT DEMANDING SEX EVERY 5 OR 10 YEARS

The world's oldest animal marriage looks set to have turtley ended after an incredible 115 years when the two Giant Turtles at an Austrian zoo refused to share their cage anymore.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

This sblog's question: "turtley"?

TIRED OF WATCHING YOUR PAINT DRY?

Try watching your bed make itself.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Related video from Joe in Japan:

A machine that picks up spilled condiments.

p.s. The Blog would undoubtedly take this opportunity to point out that ketchup does not need to be refrigerated.