Dave Barry's Blog

CSI: LA MESA

Police in La Mesa, California, arrested four people suspected of ransacking a Little League concession shop after following a trail of cookie and candy wrappers that the apparently hungry burglars left behind.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WASHINGTON POST HUNT AND WALKATHON UPDATE

The post-Post-Hunt chat starts at 11 a.m. here.

WE'LL PASS

GO PARAGLIDING IN NEPAL WITH A TRAINED BIRD OF PREY

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

Justin Bieber can't move eyebrow after concussion

(Thanks to The Perts)

STAY CLASSY, NADYA

Octomum Nadya Suleman to 'become a stripper'

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

STAY OFF HER LAWN

Celia Savage.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)