Dave Barry's Blog

WHY DON'T WE MOO IT IN THE ROAD

This morning, Pennsylvania State Police dealt with an amorous pair of bovines "having relations in the road" at the intersection of Routes 28/66 and Route 85 in Rayburn, near Kittanning.

(Thanks to Heather Lubay)

COLORADO CULTURE REPORT

Mental health probation for butt-rubbing Clyfford Still painting

This has been the Colorado Culture Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SNOOKI EFFECT

Study shows that men find "dim-witted" and "drunk" women more attractive

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Allen at Division)

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD)

Squirrel outruns Disney monorail

(Thanks to Ken Morgan)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using turtles.

(Thanks to Poker)

REMINDER

The 2012 Washington Post Hunt starts tomorrow at noon. It's a great way for families and friends to get together for a fun afternoon of feeling stupid. You won't want to miss it.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT

$4K golden vibrator stolen in armed Brazil heist

(Thanks to PirateBoy and queensbee)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Sheep rain down on cars

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Not My Usual Alias and coscolo)

YES. IN MONTANA, HE'S STRIPED.

Bigfoot Spotted In Idaho?

(Thanks to The Perts)

MEANWHILE IN THE WORLD OF FILM

Akshay Kumar & Shah Rukh Khan bond over Rowdy Rathore

Bonus: Akshay Kumar's wife is named Twinkle.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

YIKES

Stow Man Catches Fire After Applying Sunscreen

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

SINCE WHEN?

"Our students should not be celebrating destruction."

(Thanks to W, von Papineau)

WONDER HOW LONG THIS EXCUSE WILL WORK

Jesus found in Texas bathroom mold

(Thanks to Ralph K., Jeff Meyerson and Rick Day)

STRUMPETING, SORT OF

Peter and the Starcatcher Group Tickets a Must

(Thanks to Ridley)