YOUR 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' REPORT
"I have to set the record straight. I don't fart."
This has been Your Dancing With the Stars Report.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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May 01, 2012
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Why not?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 01, 2012 at 08:17 AM
What, never? Or just on the show?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 01, 2012 at 08:26 AM
What kind of perfect digestive system does she have? That's funny
Posted by: Theresa | May 01, 2012 at 08:34 AM
If she's ever in post-op, they'll pass a rectal tube.
Posted by: Betsy | May 01, 2012 at 09:11 AM
Medical fact: Humans (of any gender/species) fart an average of 12 times/day.
She must be above average (in her low -- nil -- amount of flatulencocityismness ... that means sum one out there farts 28 times a day ...
Um ... where's mudstuffin about now?
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 01, 2012 at 09:17 AM
She clarified: I don't fart. I do have the Vapors.
The Vapors opened for Unholy Rectum, IYKWIM.
Posted by: funny man | May 01, 2012 at 10:18 AM
She must exude it through her pores. Discreetly and gracefully, of course.
Posted by: padraig | May 01, 2012 at 10:38 AM
On occasion she has been known to be next to a dog that farted. Most women I know have perfected the art of SBD flatulence.
Posted by: WVplantman | May 01, 2012 at 11:02 AM
really lady???
i dont watch this program - i have no idea who she is.
Posted by: queensbee | May 01, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Queensbee, have you been hiding under a rock? How could you not know Whatshername?
Posted by: Elon | May 01, 2012 at 11:41 AM
She must be a real gasbag.
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 01, 2012 at 02:31 PM
Elon, That's why it's called Dancing With People Some of Whose Names I Vaguely Recognize.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 01, 2012 at 02:44 PM