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May 19, 2012

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED

Helen Griffiths, prosecuting, said when police arrived Brealey was on a table being restrained by another guest and wasn’t wearing trousers at the time.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Jacket and tie are all that's required.

“I had not been out for a while and got too drunk.”

I think he needs to go back in.

>“Mr Brealey’s speech was slurred and he couldn’t stand straight,”

I've seen a lot of wedding speeches like that.

He said that he got too drunk? The world is full of people at some time in their life who got too drunk but why were his pants off at the wedding? Blaming the booze and being too drunk just doesn't cut it.

Oh ye who casts the first stone...

I got thrown out of small town bar once for being naked and I lived to tell of it. Luckily the police weren't called and when I left, the entire male population of the bar followed me.

Ah, those were the days.

I can't admit to having been thrown out of any bars.
But I've had plenty of dreams of being naked in public.
Some of those dreams I didn't like.

When ubetcha says Those were the days she's specifically talking about May 4th-May 19th, 2012.

I wonder if they were skimping and didn't invite the 4 guys and the little old lady. It's one of my favorite parts of the reception to see the 4 guys (some vague connection to the groom, amazing how large they are) get up from their table near the bar and form a wall while the little old lady (someone's aunt) comes and delivers her speech about manners and this being the wedding couple's day and being a disgrace. I must admit that I don't like it when the little old lady doesn't work and the 4 guys take someone out behind the kitchen for some fresh air but that's because I like to pop behind the kitchen for a cigarette myself upon occasion. Wonderful guests to have at a wedding recpection, also good for some wakes.

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