YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MEN WITH BIG FEET

A Montreal hospital is bringing in the clowns to see if they can help women conceive.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Just Some Guy]

It won't work. I've been acting clownishly for decades, and my wife still doesn't conceive the porpoise.

[manual tomato]

To be expected from the research industry leader rich country who brought us Rush. And Paul Anka, a clown before his time.

[nursecindy]

This could work. There was a clown present when I conceived. My kids call him daddy.

[wiredog]

And if that doesn't work? Mimes.

[Omniskeptic]

Again with the mingling.

[Wolfsong]

As long as they don't point and laugh.

[Allen at Division]

To the blog ladies: 13 1/2 extra wide, no red nose, no clown white makeup.

Just sayin'...

[bonmot]

Cannibals don't eat clowns. They taste funny.

[Layzeeboy]

Something tells me this will lead to these women spitting out clown car babies like that Duggart lady.

[O the Umanity]

A friend of mine used to have a plaque on his wall that said, "Making Love is the most fun you can have without laughing."

But he's since divorced frum his spouse-of-the-time ... so ... I dunno ... how much fun can one allow into one's life? (More! is whut Ol' Blue Eyes might say)

[Just Some Guy]

Omigoodness: "Two professionally trained, university accredited medical clowns from Israel..."

We're talking foreign clowns with credentials?! My local university has no medical clown program at all! Why is America so far behind? Is it because of squirrels?

[max]

JSG:

The US is so far behind because we waste money on doctors and nurses instead of paying for medical clowns.

[Bill Cliton]

Why is everybody always picking on me?

Oh, and Hey, baby!

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw Clown Therapy & the Mimes open for Tony Orlando & Dawn.

[Curtis E Flush]

I'm thinking this would be a terrific second career for all the clowns in the White House.

[JD]

I'd love to watch the insurance company's computer blow a motherboard when it tried to process the claim for a medical clown.

[Ross]

JD No one is going to get pregnant from blowing motherboards. Just sayin...

[MikeyVA(that is Viginia NOT West Virginia)]

Woman,"Dr. My husband and I have been trying for 2 years to conceive."

Dr. "I recommend a clown."

Woman, " As I said, my husband and I have been trying to conceive for 2 years."

[nursecindy]

The US is so far behind because we waste money on doctors and nurses instead of paying for medical clowns.

*SMACKS MAX*

[clankie]

Ronald McDonald M.D.

[ligirl]

♫ Is there a glitch?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
Legs up in the air....
Send in the clowns.

Shouldn't we kiss?
Don't you approve?
We should keep fooling around,
C'mon - make your move!
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening drawers,
Finally knowing the ones that I wanted were YOURS!
Making your 'entrance' again with your usual flair,
You knew my 'signs':
'No underwear' ;)

...DON'T YOU WANT KIDS??!?!
my fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.

Am I a b!tch?!!?!
Are you a queer???!?!
Losing my timing this late -
What's THAT in my REAR???!!?
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year.

[DrPat]

WOW, ligirl! Just... WOW!

[Elon]

ligirl, you have one creepy gift.

[O the Umanity]

I used to LOVE that song ...

Now I love it twice as much ... HAR! AND KUDOS to ligirl!

[Rich]

I second OtU's opinions!

[Allen at Division]

Nice, Ligirl!

[Oldbones]

Ligirl, Sondheim just fell out of his grave laughing. Great job.

[Elon]

Oldbones,

Stephen Sondheim is very much alive. So unless he happens to find sleeping in coffins refreshing [Which I admit is a major possibility where he is concerned], that's not the analogy to use.

[Just Some Guy]

Ligirl, well done. Now do it in 4/4.

[Afkat]

Well speaking as a Canadian, I am pleased to see that our socialist Medicare system is finally being recognized south of the border. We are in fact proud of the fact that our system is the most expensive in the world and has now risen from 38th to 37th best in the world. Another few hundred billion and we may reach 35.

And waiting lists...pfffttt....19 months for a first appointment with an orthopedic surgeon...nothing...(as our health care administrators are often saying..."suck it up Nancy")

Now that your administration is emulating our system through Obamacare, you folks are going to have the joy of experiencing medical care for all..equally....(equally bad).

But you won't have to hire clowns...just second a few folks from Congress.

But because I have the money, I still take my wife down to the US for the important stuff. Hopefully the private clinics and private hospitals will still be there

[nursecindy]

Don't feel bad, oldbones. Up until about a week ago I thought Picasso was still alive. Amazing since he would be about 120 years old by now. I knew he had been sick but I had no idea it was that serious. It's nice to see Afkat!

[O the Umanity]

Yeah, Afkat ... I lived most of my life a mere 15 miles south of 49, and it wuz not uncommon for our neighbors to go across the boundary line for various health/dental care ... yes, they paid ... but not nearly as much as if they'd driven the 40 miles or so in a southerly direction ...

But my dad got a set of teeth up there, and had nuthin' but trubble with 'em ... so ... he went to a DDS a mere 20 miles away (in the USofA) and got dentures he could actually eat with ...

Whutever ...

[queensbee]

winner, ligirl. i was gonna make a send in the clowns comment, but you got it covered....

[Loudmouth]

Yikes, ligirl. Clowns and angst in one fell swoop.

[funny man]

You know what they say about men with big feet?

a) they wear big shoes?

b) they often have more foot order?

c) they need bigger beds?

d) they are clowns? (But that is self-evident, no?)?

[ligirl]

thanks, you guys :)

if i can make even 1 person laugh it's been a good day indeed

[G.Kerr]

Combine Ronald McDonald and TV's House for a new
McDoctor show...

He would misdiagnose about five times each episode, but also suggest bad food combinations from his restaurant such as a McPorklet and an Irish Spring
shake, with two servings of greasy fries...

and the tagline:
If McRonshack doesn't kill the patient, the food will.

[funny man]

Does anyone consider it might be the slightest bit embarrassing when she concieves and has to provide the father's name for the birth certificate..
example:

Q: the name of the father please...
A: [(examples only, pick one)..]

Chuckles
Antoinio
Flowers
Ronald McDonald
wHIZZO
rAGGEDY ANDY
bUBBLES
sUGAR
WAFFLES
bUBBLES
ETC.

[Loudmouth]

Hey, Jr. doesn't look like me.