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May 03, 2012

YOU KNOW THEY WERE ACTING ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Dominion Virginia Power said snakes were to blame for two Tuesday night power outages across Central Virginia, knocking out power for about 40,000 plus.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Why does it always have to be snakes?

--I. Jones (Jr.)

Speaking as a resident of VA, Dominion VA Power will next say that poltergeist did it.

I'm shocked this wasn't Flathead county. Their power outages are probably linked to abundance of Yeti.

And since they didn't give us any pics of the toasted ophidians, the blog will be spared my usual quibbling over which species it is/was, range, mating habits, and musical preferences. And there was great rejoicing.

And come to think of it, Toasted Ophidians WBAGNFA ... law firm, I guess. Copyright me, 2012, before someone else does.

Top-notch journalism here ...

"The warmer over the past couple of days must be making snakes more active."

Mebbe the snake ate the missing words?

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