WE'RE FEELING A LOT SAFER NOW
Henry Kissinger gets TSA pat-down
(Thanks to Omniskeptic)
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May 17, 2012
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Ewww.
Based on what he looked like 20 years ago, he has to have more wrinkles than an elephant butt.
Wonder what kind of weapon you could hide in a good wrinkle? Is it nuclear grade?
Posted by: Steve | May 17, 2012 at 09:34 AM
"'But do they have any schnitzel?' That seemed to be less a genuine request and more of an inside joke, Cole said, since the aide and Kissinger both laughed."
Whoa. And here I though Henry was dead.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 17, 2012 at 09:44 AM
That's more than he been getting from Nancy lately.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 17, 2012 at 09:50 AM
Well, he is a war criminal...
Posted by: wiredog | May 17, 2012 at 09:52 AM
I hope they wore sterile latex or rubber gloves. Otherwise
that bacteria.....jus saying....
Posted by: funny man | May 17, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Saw him open The Midnight Special and take Wolfman Jack in a three way arm wrestling contest with Johnny Rivers.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I keep on confusing Howard Cosell and Henry Kissinger. I'm not sure which one was more antithetical to Dandy Don Meredith, though.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 17, 2012 at 10:31 AM
and wild applause from me. but i cant believe that the tsa people didnt know who he was! oh wait.
Posted by: queensbee | May 17, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Travolta heard about the TSA aggressively fondled Fuitz's genitals and immediately converted to Islam and began flying commercial.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 17, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Better than Henry Passenger gets a kiss Down.....
Posted by: elmo | May 17, 2012 at 12:40 PM
" Vell... Dot vas fun. "
Posted by: clankie | May 17, 2012 at 01:25 PM
“But do they have any schnitzel?” he inquired.
I think the "inside joke" is that Henry is German, but I guess it went over the reporter's head.
Posted by: Elon | May 17, 2012 at 01:31 PM
Burning question: Who's Kissing er Now?
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 17, 2012 at 02:16 PM