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May 20, 2012

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SARCASTIC FRINGEHEAD

Vegetaraian Shark.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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They also opened for Phish.

Nurse sharks are normally harmless but this one takes the cake. Or she will if she evolves to desserts.

Interesting thought experiment: offer it nothing but beets and brussel sprouts for a month, then throw Chris Matthews into the tank and see what happens.

Clankie,
the problem with that experiment is that his recent Jeopardy appearance has confirmed what many have suspected for some time, Chris Matthews is a vegetable.

I am NOT going to point out that somebody misspelled "vegetarian".

Uh-uh NC; "Vegetaraian" means that the shark in question is a native of the planet Vegetara.
I know because it's orbit is very close to that of Planet Wolfsong.

There! So glad we cleared that up!

This is what happens when you meddle with nature.

Bruce the Shark?

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