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May 29, 2012

WE NEED STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS ON BOTH OF THESE THINGS

Man uses toilet seat to steal gum

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Thank goodness. For a minute there I thought the gum was stuck on the toilet seat. $50,000 bail for stealing 3 packs of gum?

I misread that as saying he'd stolen a GUN.
And I was wondering what the heck was on that toilet seat that would scare someone into giving up his gun.
I, personally, have never gotten so attached to a toilet seat that I took it with me.

OK, I'll say it - Police have nothing to go on.

I agree, Dave. Toilet seats especially can be very dangerous, and if they malfunction, it can really be a
mess...

Lazeeboy.....that was truly, truly awful. I'm still lauging.

AND my doctor told me to stop lauging.

You'd see more of this kind of thing, except toilet seats pose problems for concealed carry.

Yeah, some people will go to any lengths to get ahold of that Big Red cinnamon fresh breath.

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