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Texas Says It Is Legal To Kill Bigfoot
(Thanks to Ralph)
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May 07, 2012
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Yeah, that's because the Chupacabra is the state mythical monster. Just jealous.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 07, 2012 at 07:06 AM
Here is the list of what it is NOT legal to hunt in Texas.
Posted by: wingnut | May 07, 2012 at 08:02 AM
Good thing that doesn't apply to Florida.
I'm pretty sure I saw Bigfoot around the pool last week. He said he was from Greece but with all that back fur, I don't know...
And he smoked cigars in public. Another reason he might be a target.
Posted by: Steve | May 07, 2012 at 09:22 AM
When is Bigfoot hunting season?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 07, 2012 at 10:18 AM
I wear a women's size 11 shoe. Please remind me never to go to Texas.
Posted by: The Minx | May 07, 2012 at 10:26 AM
What a coincidence, Minx - so do I! (Only at Rocky Horror parties, though...)
Posted by: DrPat | May 07, 2012 at 10:32 AM
What will happen if Bigfoot stands his ground?
Posted by: ElfOdin | May 07, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Just waiting for my invitation to the inaugural Austin Bigfoot Barbecue and Chile con Chupacabra Cook-Off.
Posted by: padraig | May 07, 2012 at 11:34 AM
ElfOdin ~ It depends: Is he wearing a hoodie?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 07, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Governor Perry is in hiding until the law is clarified in certain details. Dick Cheney is reportedly in good spirits. And France has surrendered.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 07, 2012 at 11:45 AM
I feel that way about all monster trucks.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 07, 2012 at 01:13 PM
Time to move in with my California cousins.
Posted by: Texas Bigfoot | May 07, 2012 at 02:57 PM
AND there's no bag limit!
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 07, 2012 at 04:43 PM