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May 04, 2012

UNFORTUNATELY, THE STORY DOES NOT LIVE UP TO THE HEADLINE

Pond skaters hooked in sex struggle

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Anyone see them open for ABBA? LMFAO?

In light of this, when males and females meet there is often a struggle over mating.

Around here we call that Saturday night.

Quoting the obvious: " ... male pond skaters' antennae (left) are far more specialised than females ..."

Yeah, most guys' "antennae" are more specialized ... at least that's whut sum women say they've been told ...

"They found that males used hook-like antennae to pin down and restrain females and mate successfully."

You can get those things at any sex toy store.

I heard.

I was sure Tonya Harding was gonna be involved in this somewhere.

Gay hockey can be rough.

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