THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE NATURE AREAS
Elderly man dances naked in Furstenberg Nature Area as women canoe past him
Name of police lieutenant we are not making fun of: Renee Bush
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
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May 31, 2012
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The original story, before they edited it after the comments, read:
"The man was described as white and clean-shaven..."
Way, way, WAY too much information!!
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 31, 2012 at 01:51 PM
*SMACKS* the writer, Kyle Feldscher, for insinuating a 60 year old man is elderly. No pictures?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2012 at 01:55 PM
Lt. Renee Bush failed to mention if he had his bird in hand
Posted by: ligirl | May 31, 2012 at 02:10 PM
Thanks, Cindy-- I'm a young 64.
Posted by: mazar larry | May 31, 2012 at 02:46 PM
I notice from the map that the scene of the crime is adjacent to Ruthven Wildlife Area, which I presume was named after former major league baseball pitcher Dick Ruthven. Apparently he's not adjusting to retirement very smoothly.
Posted by: padraig | May 31, 2012 at 03:56 PM
It said "between 60 and 80" cindy; I'm going with 79.
It also mentioned his lack of facial hair. Are we meant to infer something from this?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2012 at 03:58 PM
Why is he dancing ? He sold his Facebook stock the same day as the IPO.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2012 at 04:51 PM
I still like David Niven's comment about men who feel compelled to display their 'shortcomings.'
Posted by: coscolo | May 31, 2012 at 06:00 PM
Coscolo: I remember that Oscar telecast!
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 31, 2012 at 09:05 PM
Apparently he's a bissel michiganah.
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2012 at 10:14 PM
Obviously the women were concerned they would be attacked with a dead weapon.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | June 01, 2012 at 06:46 AM
Sometimes, it's best to just let the wrinkles air out.
Posted by: Steve | June 01, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I blame this all on the disco movement.
Posted by: LeDud | June 01, 2012 at 11:41 AM
ligirl, better in his hand than her .... nemmine.
Posted by: Diva | June 01, 2012 at 02:46 PM
Note that our naked loonies dance around in the shrubbery, not down the middle of the street. I am preparing a grant proposal to study this difference in behavior between Michigan and Florida.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 01, 2012 at 04:24 PM
I blame global warming.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | June 01, 2012 at 05:13 PM