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May 02, 2012

THINK YOU'D LIKE TO BE A ZOO CARETAKER?

Think again.

(Thanks to Dan)

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Well, kiss my little monkey butt!

Tell the truth, he didn't come here for the hunting need to help the monkey defecate.

Kissing a monkey's butt? So what else is new in the workplace?

ewww

GRB/RAN

Takes a lickin' and keeps on defacatin'

just doesn't sound right.

And then Zhang asked the crowd if anyone wanted to kiss, or be licked....

there were, not surprisingly, no takers....

Some folks think that's all it takes to get the economy moving too.

I'll bet that shocked the monkey.

I've often heard about the hindlick maneuver but never knew exactly what it was before.

Not me, brother! Now, my dog would pay money for that job.

I'm just surprised I got posted!

EWWWWWWWW. Um, there is another way. You can wipe the animal's butt with a warm wet washrag instead of licking it. I learned this when we were bottlefeeding some orphaned kittens; they can't poop without it. I'm surprised that didn't occur to this guy...

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