« Previous | Main | Next »

May 09, 2012

THE OFFICER STOPPED THE MAN AND ISSUED HIM A FLORIDA LICENSE

The officer reported the man was driving with his knees and grabbing the wheel occasionally while eating chicken.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

It seemed that it was far more important to the reporter to say than it was for me to hear that the chicken in question was "rotisserie."

Ran a fowl of the law.

I can see how someone could eat a chicken leg while driving but an entire rotisserie chicken? I'm impressed!

A fowl trick.

I don't understand why he was ticketed, are the police suggesting it would have been safer for him to have steered with his hands while holding the chicken with his knees?

It just takes a bit of practice.

Absolutely, Cheese' ... I fail to see why this is a problem ... many times I've ... um ... heard of ... yeah, I've heard about people doin' the "knee" trick while they wuz multi-tasking ...

At least he wasn't texting.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise