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May 05, 2012

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrel Tests Positive For Plague At Campsite

(Thanks to DrPat)

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See, now the damn things have WMDs. Send in the SEALS.

Tetracycline, STAT!

Flea power, stat !

The photo is not a ground squirrel, but maybe it's masterminding the attack.

Where the HELL is Jack Bauer when we need him?

Of course, the reporters never tell you what kind of plague it is. Some viruses may require lockdowns, but
farting plague just needs lots of fresh air.

This particular "enclave" is operating right next door to Camp Pendleton Marine Corps Base, too. And substantial underground tunnels have been identified, some of them extending in the direction of the base boundaries.

I'm just sayin'...

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