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May 30, 2012

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Drunk woman tries to charm cops after urinating on herself

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

In Other Urination-Related News: Man who urinated on dog basket wears skirt to court

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The mind bogles.

But then, my bogle threshold is pretty low.

She got a tinkle down her leg. That warm and funky feeling,

That second headline is even funnier than the first. I need help understanding every word, even "on" and "skirt".

In alcohol related news Irish scientists have made a breakthough.

Thank gods we aren't seeing her at 2:00 a.m., at which time, of course, she would be drop-dead gorgeous.

Because nothing's quite so charming as that fresh pee smell?

Nicole Kidman, again?

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