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May 22, 2012

RAISE YOUR RIGHT... OK, YOUR RIGHT FRONT LEG

Kansas City man wants to bring alligators to court

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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They have some nice teeth too.

Oh, just Circuit Court. I read the headline and thought, "Court of Saint James's."

"The Duke and Duchess of Kent!"

"Sir John and Lady Wbagnfarb!"

"Mr. Boone and his five alligators!"

Proposed defense:

If the alligator shoe doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Allegations have been made, so why not question the alligators?

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