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Ah, Boston, where the Cabots speak only to the Lodges and the Lodges speak only to God.
Apparently there were none of those folks on the guest list.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 04, 2012 at 09:58 AM
They should have had the service at Chuck E Cheese.
Posted by: wiredog | May 04, 2012 at 10:01 AM
The two were separated and Darlene was escorted outside — only to return to the scene of the marital mayhem. This time, police said, she threw a chair across the room and began punching another woman.
Way to keep it classy, Mom! Linda McMahon left her number for you.
They didn't say, but was the reception at Chuck E. Cheese?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 04, 2012 at 10:02 AM
wiredog: GMTA!
On the way to the station, police said, Darlene turned her wrath on them and said some pretty hurtful things about one of the officer’s mothers.
Perchance could alcohol have been involved?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 04, 2012 at 10:04 AM
'nuptials between Anthony DeIorio-Weiner and Nancy Guido erupted into mayhem after the groom’s two younger brothers were denied booze at the bar'
mal-adjusted weiners seem to be the theme of the day
Posted by: ligirl | May 04, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Forget the pig pile, WTFBBQ is a "kerfuffle?"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 04, 2012 at 10:08 AM
They didn't mention that the groom's brothers with 8 and 10.
(I made that part up, but you never know.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 04, 2012 at 10:09 AM
layzee - isn't kerfuffle a kind of schnitzel?
Posted by: ligirl | May 04, 2012 at 10:09 AM
OK -- two groomsmen are at a wedding and they can't score an ID to get alcohol? What's this generation coming to.
Since I have been beaten to the Chuck, I hope that someone is smart enough to pay the managers of the local outlets to let a film crew know when the young couple's child has a party.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 04, 2012 at 10:09 AM
"Pig pile" must be an upper-crust colloquialism ... whut piques my curiousity is that the aggressive Mom put up "stiff resistance" ... um ... no ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 04, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Darlene said "I will be there for them."
I know where that "there" is for at least 60 days.
Posted by: ferj | May 04, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Three Weiners And a Guido? Sounds like a provacative
remake....I'll bet it will be funny....
Posted by: funny man | May 04, 2012 at 11:53 AM
...DeIorio-Weiner, 25, who punched a wall and began tearing apart the coatroom after someone from the bride’s side of the family told him to calm down.
Because the last thing you ever ever want to do at a
wedding is "calm down"...
♫I see a bad moon arising,
I see trouble up ahead..♫
Posted by: funny man | May 04, 2012 at 11:59 AM
I didn't even know they HAD trailer parks in Boston.
Posted by: padraig | May 04, 2012 at 03:41 PM
pad' ... there's special Bostonian werds fer trailer parks ... it's sorta like "Housing for the less-privileged" ... or "lower class" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 04, 2012 at 03:46 PM
Layzee: The word kerfuffle is originally from the Scots language, meaning disturbance, commotion, or fuss.
Why they used it in Boston is anybody's guess.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 04, 2012 at 04:38 PM
Danvers used to be called Salem Village, and is the actual site of the Salem witch trials. The defense attorneys can claim that there was obviously a hex on this wedding.
I thought the groom was supposed to be the Guido, not the bride, or is that only on Jersey Shore?
Posted by: Ralph | May 04, 2012 at 06:32 PM