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May 23, 2012

NO NEED FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE...

Man suspected of theft at CVS can't get car started

(Thanks to pjd)

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A marooned moron.

The city of Stanton requires you be a a thief should you decide to shop within city limits. Apparently, since I avoid geting out of my car when there.

"Hey, pretty boy, I'm your new cellmate. Don't worry, I'll get your motor started."

But why doesn't he need a Florida driver's license if he's in California?

You know, this is the plot summary in brief of an entire Wonder Warthog episode from Gilbert Shelton.

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