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May 25, 2012

NEW THIS FALL: THE TACO ENFORCER

Police said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Jeff Meyerson)

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He was late for school? NOW imagine his excuse: "I was run over by a crazed taco truck worker."

mi quiero, etc.

It's just a taco, dude. Lighten up!

*runs for his life*

I've gotten the runs from a taco stand before but never run over.

Down a few of those sidewalk stand tacos and you'll wish someone WOULD run over you with a truck.

As a "Taco Bell Employee of the Month" (7/1977), we were never allowed to run over customers. Just good training I guess.

"Mr. Torres, why are you late?"

"Ms. Jones, I was chased by a Taco truck and nearly run down!"

"Mr. Torres, and I'll bet it was because you cancelled an order, right?"

"Well, yes as a matter of fact..."

"Mr. Torres, really?"

$30,000 for a TACO!?!?!?!?!

Kids today have no sense of value ...

And they're related, apparently. Must have been interesting time at home that evening.

See, this is the kind of divisive behavior that will just let the cows and cougars and stuff sneak up on us. Not to mention the feral swine.

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