NEVER TAKE IT OUT DURING A THUNDERSTORM
Lightning strikes Spanish man's scrotum
(Thanks to Ralph)
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May 07, 2012
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Let's run it up the flag pole and see if it lights up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 07, 2012 at 07:05 AM
He can feel good about one thing. Lightning never strikes the same place twice. Well, almost never.
Posted by: wingnut | May 07, 2012 at 07:57 AM
Doctors say he got lucky: his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning.
That doesn't comport with my understanding of male anatomy.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 07, 2012 at 08:35 AM
JSG, I agree. Also, I'm not sure I would call him lucky.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 07, 2012 at 08:40 AM
He fell unconscious.
I'd pass out too.
Posted by: wiredog | May 07, 2012 at 09:04 AM
Any guesses about the kind of super powers he's going to develop?
My guess is he's learned to jump really, really high when he hears a loud noise.
Posted by: Steve | May 07, 2012 at 09:14 AM
Are they sure it was a direct hit? I always thought lightening struck the most elevated thing in the area.
Posted by: Betsy | May 07, 2012 at 09:18 AM
Is this the same guy who had the light bulb in his anus?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 07, 2012 at 09:19 AM
So _that's_ what "ball lightning" is!
Posted by: Alex | May 07, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Electical erections lasting longer than 4 hours should be seen by an electician.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 07, 2012 at 11:08 AM
While warming up between innings, a kid went down. Concerned adults rushed to the field.
Ya never know when you're going to have a cup check.
We had an official time out for two kids who decided not to risk it. When the player who went down came up to bat, the catcher asked the umpire "Does his count start with two balls?"
You have to love 12-year-old humor.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 07, 2012 at 11:16 AM
It also helps if you don't have brass balls.
Posted by: max | May 07, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire! (again!)
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 07, 2012 at 11:40 AM
...he clanged them together
and made stomy weather
and lightning shot out of his ass
All aboard the geezer bus.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 07, 2012 at 11:47 AM
I thought Spanish Man's Scrotum was an herbal remedy for the marthambles or something?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 07, 2012 at 11:50 AM
They were hanging out of the Spanish Fly.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 07, 2012 at 12:44 PM
>>Doctors say he got lucky<<
If that's luck, then Fortuna, pass me by.
Posted by: clankie | May 07, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Aarrrghh!
Oh, Spanish MAN.
Never mind.
Posted by: Ralph | May 07, 2012 at 01:30 PM
Now if lightening would only strike that Romanian statue!
Posted by: David the Mohel | May 07, 2012 at 03:42 PM
For some reason this makes me think of The Electric Prunes......
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 07, 2012 at 03:52 PM
Doctors say he got lucky: his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning.
That doesn't comport with my understanding of male anatomy.
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Also, JSG, I'm betting that those doctors had to be of the female persuasion.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 07, 2012 at 04:40 PM