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So, in Sweden saying "Okay, you asked for it!" is a legal defense.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 05, 2012 at 05:00 PM
"He explained that his hard life had required him to develop such survival instincts, without which he'd likely be dead."
His "hard life" is as good as dead.
Obviously, this is a definition of survival instinct with which I was previously unacquainted.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 05, 2012 at 05:09 PM
This is how you adjust a schnitzel in Sweden.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 05, 2012 at 05:26 PM
Any halfway-competent lawyer should know a consentual penis hot-iron-pressing case when he sees one. This is clearly frivolous and unethical on the part of counsel, and he should no longer be a member of the bar.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 05, 2012 at 05:41 PM
...'Flathead'?
Posted by: ligirl | May 05, 2012 at 05:57 PM
So THAT's why the Swedish Chef talked like that.
Posted by: clankie | May 05, 2012 at 07:25 PM
Someone needs to fix this guy up with Lorena Bobbitt.
Posted by: wingnut | May 05, 2012 at 08:27 PM
Horace...yeah...I'd hate to see him when he's feeling self-destructive.
Posted by: Betsy | May 05, 2012 at 10:24 PM
The Girl With The Dragon Hot-Iron.
Posted by: DesertAl | May 05, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Possible alternate headline: "Men, when in Sweden, be careful what the he'll you ask for!"
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 06, 2012 at 08:04 AM
creative corner
Come on baby Iron my schlong
Straighten out my crooked dong
Add some more lyrics and Sing to "Light my Fire"
or a lively polka depending on your preferences
Posted by: Joe in Japan | May 06, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Another pressing issue in the news...
If he was squeezed, does that mean he was depressed?
I'm surprised she didn't strike (him) while the iron was hot.
He did have a flat, you know...
Posted by: funny man | May 06, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Kinky.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 07, 2012 at 07:13 AM