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May 05, 2012

MEN: THE CLUELESS SEX

The results showed that men more frequently admitted attraction to their female friends while also overestimating their friend's romantic feelings towards them.

Women on the other hand were less likely to fancy their friends or assume that the males had those kinds of feelings for them.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Men also drink more beer than women.

Coincidence?

Billy Crystal looks stunned to have pleased Bernadette Peters during that survey.

Women on the other hand were less likely to ... assume that the males had those kinds of feelings for them.

I don't know. Sounds like the women are pretty clueless, too.

Women on the other hand were less likely to... assume that the males had those kinds of feelings for them. Women think all men are gay?

To the previous post. Gee, I hope that all men aren't gay. That would be uninteresting.

Gulty!

That's another way to look at it, max.

Theresa: Not gay, just clueless.

Can someone tell me the question again?

What? They are all totally into me.

I wonder if women in England are no longer taught the 3 question test to tell if a man is sexually interested in them.

1) Is the man in question missing the masculine appendage with accessories (block and tackle, sausage and eggs)?

2) Does the man in question sometimes sing portions of the seventh aria from The Mikado? *

3) Is the man in question dead?

If the answer to all 3 questions is "yes" then the man does not want to have sex with you. If the answer to all three questions in "no" then the man in question does want to have sex with you. A mixed result indicates the probability that the man in question wants to have sex with you.


* I am informed that the second question plays into a stereotype of homosexuals and just isn't accurate. not all homosexuals have come through the British public school system and been exposed to Gilbert & Sullivan. some homosexuals instead use songs like YMCA and It's Raining Men.
To avoid this stereotype the second question should be changed to "Does the man in question know new dirty jokes?". The gays get all the new dirty jokes first.

Another " Surprise, Gomer Pyle " moment, brought to you by the folks who totally missed the John Edwards story.

Actually, I would say women are the clueless sex here. How could they not know that their male friends like them?

She: "I just want to be friends...."
He: "But we can still sleep together, right?"
She slaps him, maybe cusses and walks away.

Played over billions of times. Proof that God has a
wicked sense of humor. And men still don't have a clue.

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