MEANWHILE 82% OF DADS ARE WATCHING ESPN
12% of Moms Use Cellphone During Sex
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)
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May 11, 2012
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They put them on vibrate and.......
Posted by: EyeGore | May 11, 2012 at 08:58 AM
Presumably, to call their husbands to tell them to take out the trash.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 11, 2012 at 08:58 AM
Exactly my thought, EyeGore.
Horace, that's like an old Rodney Dangerfield joke: "Last night my wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 11, 2012 at 09:10 AM
Darn newfangled gadgets -- in my day, you put the plug in the jack, and out came Baby Bell.
Posted by: Ralph | May 11, 2012 at 09:11 AM
Does it fit??? Youch!
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 11, 2012 at 09:35 AM
I dunno, the way some people seem married to their phones I guess this just makes sense. These people will all die if a solar flare destroys the cell phone networks.
Posted by: oldfatguy | May 11, 2012 at 09:59 AM
So, if sumbuddy (female-type-gender) sez she "LOVES" her new phone ... um ... well, yeah ... I guess that sorta proves the point ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 11, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Not my wife. On those special intimate occasions, 2-3 times a year, she's old-fashioned enough to stick with the ceiling-mount TV for the 11:00 o'clock news, or whatever.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 11, 2012 at 10:46 AM
AND TONIGHT's THE NIGHT!!
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 11, 2012 at 10:47 AM
WU?
BRB. ROFLMAO!
BM&U N2M
BEG : ) NIFOC!
I don't see the problem.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 11, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Can we get an English translation, cindy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 11, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Okay Jeff.
WU-What's up
BRB-be right back. ROFLMAO-rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off.
BM&U-between me and you. N2M- not too much
BEG-big evil grin NIFOC-naked in front of computer.
Some women like to text, others like to knit. I don't like to text.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 11, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Curtis' ... yer example means virtually nil in our house ... neither of us can stay awake much past 8 p.m. ... (Central Time Zone)
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 11, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Thank you! Thank you!
But I have to insist-no photographs.
Posted by: Steve | May 11, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I guess I should join the 21st Century, I still do crossword puzzles...What is a 6 letter word for dull?
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 11, 2012 at 01:27 PM
Dicks in, phones out!
Posted by: Mazar Larry | May 11, 2012 at 01:36 PM
It is nice to see that plenty of other people still have land-lines too.
Posted by: max | May 11, 2012 at 02:13 PM
Oh, rubbish. What's that penguin doin' there?
Standing!
I can see that!
And so on and so on.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 11, 2012 at 09:55 PM
My wife told me she wanted to have sex with a comedian one time before she passed away...
I took all my clothes off,but she couldn't stop laughing.....
Rodney D. R.I.P.
Posted by: rick in galveston | May 15, 2012 at 04:07 PM