« Previous | Main | Next »

May 11, 2012

MEANWHILE 82% OF DADS ARE WATCHING ESPN

12% of Moms Use Cellphone During Sex

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

They put them on vibrate and.......

Presumably, to call their husbands to tell them to take out the trash.

Exactly my thought, EyeGore.

Horace, that's like an old Rodney Dangerfield joke: "Last night my wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive!"

Darn newfangled gadgets -- in my day, you put the plug in the jack, and out came Baby Bell.

Does it fit??? Youch!

I dunno, the way some people seem married to their phones I guess this just makes sense. These people will all die if a solar flare destroys the cell phone networks.

So, if sumbuddy (female-type-gender) sez she "LOVES" her new phone ... um ... well, yeah ... I guess that sorta proves the point ...

Not my wife. On those special intimate occasions, 2-3 times a year, she's old-fashioned enough to stick with the ceiling-mount TV for the 11:00 o'clock news, or whatever.

AND TONIGHT's THE NIGHT!!

WU?
BRB. ROFLMAO!
BM&U N2M
BEG : ) NIFOC!
I don't see the problem.

Can we get an English translation, cindy?

Okay Jeff.
WU-What's up
BRB-be right back. ROFLMAO-rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off.
BM&U-between me and you. N2M- not too much
BEG-big evil grin NIFOC-naked in front of computer.
Some women like to text, others like to knit. I don't like to text.

Curtis' ... yer example means virtually nil in our house ... neither of us can stay awake much past 8 p.m. ... (Central Time Zone)

Thank you! Thank you!
But I have to insist-no photographs.

I guess I should join the 21st Century, I still do crossword puzzles...What is a 6 letter word for dull?

Dicks in, phones out!

It is nice to see that plenty of other people still have land-lines too.

Oh, rubbish. What's that penguin doin' there?
Standing!
I can see that!

And so on and so on.

My wife told me she wanted to have sex with a comedian one time before she passed away...
I took all my clothes off,but she couldn't stop laughing.....



Rodney D. R.I.P.

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise