MAYBE A LITTLE *TOO* READY

70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love

(Thanks to jon harris, Bob Brogan and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

Comments

[Tom Brennan]

She is past her expiration date!

[max]

If 1970s Roger Moore wasn't good enough to get in her pants then I doubt any actual human being is going to be good enough for her. In economics this is known as pricing yourself out of the market.

[poker]

She should put it on the internet

[Elon]

"My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

She'll probably also need one who is blind and has no common sense. So, hmm. I'd say she'll die alone and miserable, and Darwin is laughing at her.

[nursecindy]

What? No blog guys here willing to help her out?

[O the Umanity]

Nawp ... tho I'll admit that, a career as a "cabaret dance" (?) left her with fairly nice gams, except for the protuberant patellae ...

And that foto of her costumed as "Tina Turner" ... ?

Tina's older than this gal, and looks a LOT better! (But Tina's not a virgin. Nor available. Nor am I. Merely observin' here ... and enjoyin' the scenery ...)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

cabret dance? canon?

Where are they editors today?

I did like the Joan Collins line.

I have to agree with O: she looks more like Phyllis Diller than Tina Turner.

[Elon]

Sorry Cindy, I totally would. But uh, I'm as pale as the moon, so I am free unable to meet her high standards.

[Loudmouth]

Dust in the wind.

[WVplantman]

Never been intimate with a man? Maybe she is just now switching teams, NTTAWWT. I'll take a pass though.

[clankie]

"You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

Anything... ?

[EyeGore]

Need lots of Jack Daniels and 2 paper bags.

[Not my usual alias]

Honey, that train left the station decades ago!

[funny man]

Snorks @ everybody!

Isn't this what happens when the lab mixes up Snooki's DNA with Phyliis Diller, or
Comeidane Lisa Lampanelli's with Joan Rivers and or
Cher's?

[Omniskeptic]

Oh, sweet mystery of life, last night I found you ...

[Betsy]

so....you struggle with some combination of lifelong fears, high standards and inner demons for, say, 55 years, and then hesitantly, blushingly send out a press release?

[Ralph]

She just dropped in to see what condition her condition is in.

[O the Umanity]

She's in good shape, for the shape she's in ...

(John R. Cash - RIP)

[PirateBoy]

She said she had never been intimate with a man. The horses down at the local racetrack had no comment.

If her role model is Catherine the Great, I'd bet that she's horsing around!

[Wolfsong]

Probably not what Bad Company had in mind....