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May 20, 2012

KANSAS CULTURAL UPDATE

What is being auctioned here is the privilege to do the First Flush of the Super Bowl toilet. The flush will take place on June 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 pm. at 117 S. Main, Lucas, KS.

(Thanks to Libby Tidwell)

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Upon seeing the Kansas offering, a polygamist in nearby Utah says, "leave the toilet seat up just once and you're facing an angry mob."

"Guys" will love this.

June 2, 2012?!

wow

must be an awful looooong flush from Kansas to New Orleans

When do ticket go on sale?

Oh crap - forgot to get a bid in.

Yet more egregious usageness in an obscure attempt to "out-superlative" anyone else ...

It is not proper (nay, it is impossible) to "qualify" the concept of "unique" ...

The word has only one meaning ... a "unique" meaning, for the word "unique", in fact ...

One of a kind. That's it ... not "most" or "outstandingly" or "nearly" or "completely" or anything else ...

I get so tired of people not knowing proper usage and/or spelling, when in anything outside of casual conversation ... or did I mention that already?

Typical crappy politics -- put the money into a fancy building instead of upgrading the primitive sewage treatment lagoons. Remember: know where it goes. It's got your DNA in it.

They could probably make more money if they auctioned off the rights to be the first person to use a toilet at the Superbowl. Imagine the power, thousands and thousands of football fans squirming in their seats waiting for you to take that first flush.

Don't they know about Dave's long-time expertise in municipal sewage, and the gap in his strumpeting schedule?

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