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May 05, 2012


Bild, the largest newspaper in Germany, released a map of the biggest breasts in the world yesterday.

(Thanks to jon harris)


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Wonder how they got their hands on all that data.

Spreken Ze Double Bubbles!

This is awful news, the US is behind Russia, Scandinavia, and maybe Lithuania (map isn't clear, that splotch north of Poland might be the Russian enclave). We must make sure there is no gap between the breasts. I call upon all patriotic American plastic surgeons to do their duty for their country.

The Earth appears to be top-heavy. Highly untroubling news.

But what about ostrich breasts?

I was looking for a topographic map not that damn Mercator Projection. You know, mountains. Mountains everywhere.

No more wandering around aimlessly staring at chests.

Now we know which countries Germany is planning to invade next.

France surrenders.

Next up: The paper will map the world's largest nudist colonies: Bild-a-Bare

Attention, Secret Service.

I need pictures. To properly understand the gravity of
the stimulation situation.

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