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May 12, 2012

IT TURNED UNHAPPY AGAIN WHEN HE STARTED DRINKING EVERYBODY'S BLOOD

Egypt funeral turns happy after dead man awakes

(Thanks to jon haris)

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The widows date was a bit nonplussed.

Actually, it turned unhappy when he tried to get his iPad back from his cousin, who had called dibs.

It ain't over 'til it's over ....

Now, see, they could avoid such embarrassments if they would just adopt the Unitedstatesian method of prepping the bodies with embalming fluid.

When Calvin Coolidge died, Dorothy Parker said: " How can they tell ? "

Curtis, this was in Egypt. He's lucky the occupancy permit for the pyramid was held up.

A wake becomes awake.

"I'm not dead yet!"

"Oh don't be such a baby!"

Wait a minute. A dead man. A grieving mother at the service. He comes back to life.
I think I've heard this story before.
Somewhere. Somewhere.
Nope. I just can't nail it down.

Barnabus Collins Tut? Walk like an egyptian?

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