INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA
Woman drives 25 miles to work without realising a MOOSE has taken roof off her car
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
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Woman drives 25 miles to work without realising a MOOSE has taken roof off her car
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
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Let He Who Has Not Driven To Work On Autopilot Cast The First Hoof.
One news stories showed she had a hoofprint bruise on her forehead.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 16, 2012 at 04:44 PM
A moose once bit my sister.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 16, 2012 at 04:55 PM
Concussions are a gas.
I got one while fishing when I slipped on a moss-covered rock.
Two days later, I showed up at work without remembering how I'd gotten home or much of the weekend at all.
Neither did I remember who my long-time doctor was or how to get to his office.
It was a classic lost-weekend without all that messy drinking. It was my second known concussion and I really don't want to do that again.
Posted by: Steve | May 16, 2012 at 05:00 PM
The article certainly seems to imply that the moose pictured is the one killed in the collision. If true, I'd say the Newfies have a real problem on their hands...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 16, 2012 at 05:31 PM
I wuz wonderin' HOW this could be, if it wuzn't in Florida ... and then I saw it involved a "Newfie" ... and ... I'm not wonderin' any more ...
(Sincere apologies to folks in Canada ... but face it, y'all are the ones who started the "Newfie" jokes ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 16, 2012 at 06:11 PM
You get a lot of moose trying to pull that sort of thing in Florida, do you?
Posted by: KJP | May 16, 2012 at 06:55 PM
Really needs to drink more coffee in the morning.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 16, 2012 at 07:27 PM
Heck, in South Florida the mosquitoes do that as a prank!
Posted by: Cudjoebill | May 16, 2012 at 07:46 PM
To this day, small towns in the Midwest post warning signs at the city limits, reading "Moose," "Elk," "Odd Fellows," and so on.
You run into an Odd Fellow, and you'll remember it, I guarantee you.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 16, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Every once in awhile, someone puts up a Moose Crossing sign at Mooseheart. The local constabulary doesn't like rogue signage and takes it down.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 17, 2012 at 07:29 AM
She needs an EEG, STAT!
Posted by: ubetcha | May 17, 2012 at 09:15 AM