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May 16, 2012

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Woman drives 25 miles to work without realising a MOOSE has taken roof off her car

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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Let He Who Has Not Driven To Work On Autopilot Cast The First Hoof.

One news stories showed she had a hoofprint bruise on her forehead.

A moose once bit my sister.

Concussions are a gas.
I got one while fishing when I slipped on a moss-covered rock.
Two days later, I showed up at work without remembering how I'd gotten home or much of the weekend at all.
Neither did I remember who my long-time doctor was or how to get to his office.
It was a classic lost-weekend without all that messy drinking. It was my second known concussion and I really don't want to do that again.

The article certainly seems to imply that the moose pictured is the one killed in the collision. If true, I'd say the Newfies have a real problem on their hands...

I wuz wonderin' HOW this could be, if it wuzn't in Florida ... and then I saw it involved a "Newfie" ... and ... I'm not wonderin' any more ...

(Sincere apologies to folks in Canada ... but face it, y'all are the ones who started the "Newfie" jokes ...)

You get a lot of moose trying to pull that sort of thing in Florida, do you?

Really needs to drink more coffee in the morning.

Heck, in South Florida the mosquitoes do that as a prank!

To this day, small towns in the Midwest post warning signs at the city limits, reading "Moose," "Elk," "Odd Fellows," and so on.

You run into an Odd Fellow, and you'll remember it, I guarantee you.

Every once in awhile, someone puts up a Moose Crossing sign at Mooseheart. The local constabulary doesn't like rogue signage and takes it down.

She needs an EEG, STAT!

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