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Sperm Act Like Bumbling Drunks on Way to Egg
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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May 08, 2012
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Let me be, perhaps, the first to say, "God forbid they should stop and ask for directions"
Posted by: Betsy | May 08, 2012 at 08:20 AM
Actually, half of sperm are girls, no?
Posted by: Elon | May 08, 2012 at 08:33 AM
I'm pretty sure the sperm are all boys. The only girl on the scene is the increasingly bored egg, sitting around waiting for her nails to dry while the boys crash into walls and fall down.
Posted by: Betsy | May 08, 2012 at 08:41 AM
Um ... not exactly, Elon ... recallin' Bio 164 class ... um ... I fergit the rest ...
"Micro-Channel Wall Crashers" wbagnfa Med School Dropout band ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 08, 2012 at 08:41 AM
So ... my prior post has been deleted ALREADY?!!??!!??
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 08, 2012 at 08:46 AM
Saw Bumbling Drunks open for Doug and the Slugs.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 08, 2012 at 08:46 AM
And there it is ... back again ... stoopid PypeTad ... (not that I thot it wuz undyin' prose werthy of vast financial rewards, er nuthin' like that ... but ... moderately relevant, at least ... and it's condemned to Limbo -- or Samba? -- fer an agonizin' five minutes ... ahhh ... nevermind ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 08, 2012 at 08:48 AM
So O, kind of like crashing into walls, eh?
Posted by: WVplantman | May 08, 2012 at 08:58 AM
Why would they ask for directions? Eventually one of them will get there.
Posted by: wiredog | May 08, 2012 at 09:01 AM
They won't ask for directions because anyone who know the way has already gotten to the destination.
Posted by: Steve | May 08, 2012 at 10:21 AM
O/T. RIP Maurice Sendak.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 08, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Steve...okay; but maybe she has a cute sister
Posted by: Betsy | May 08, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Right, WVp' ... it's all in knowin' how to play the caroms that aid in a successful journey ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 08, 2012 at 11:16 AM
"[P]otentially tortuous geometry"
sure is an accurate description of an ex-gf's body.
Also I seem to recall having seen Potentially Tortuous Geometry open for The Pleasure Seekers.
Posted by: max | May 08, 2012 at 11:49 AM
There's a funny cartoon about a bunch of sperm huddled around a map in a huge cavern with a uvula complaining that "This doesn't look like any of the pictures of the egg I was given!"...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 08, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Why am I not surprised? Perhaps the producer of said sperm was a Bumbling Drunk also? Hmm, I am pleased to learn that I have Potentially Tortuous Geometry...
Posted by: tinatalker | May 08, 2012 at 05:34 PM
If the darn egg would do something besides lie there, they might be more motivated.
Posted by: Ralph | May 08, 2012 at 06:06 PM
What, no trillions of Florida Drivers Licenses joke?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 08, 2012 at 09:22 PM
Of course they need the usual help to get close.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 08, 2012 at 11:13 PM