GUESS THE STATE
Agents find child porn suspect in underwear, stabbing samurai sword into computer
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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May 10, 2012
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Police believe MAC OS was involved.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 10, 2012 at 02:48 PM
Minnesota?
Posted by: wiredog | May 10, 2012 at 02:49 PM
John Belushi?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 10, 2012 at 03:09 PM
He strikes me as a Denverian. THat's the kind of thing people do up there, right?
Posted by: Elon | May 10, 2012 at 03:43 PM
How did that guy fit inside a pair of underwear?
Posted by: Miss Chevious | May 10, 2012 at 03:49 PM
Many's the time when the temptation to use a sword (well, machete ... or 16-lb. post maul) on a computer ... but I'd hope my sensibilities would preclude such behavior clad in nuthin' but skivvies ...
A good pair of long johns, p'haps ... and a t-shirt ...
But never in tighty whities ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 10, 2012 at 04:17 PM
Porn ninja. Thought a big sword would make him a swordsman. Instead just a tallywhacker.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 10, 2012 at 04:25 PM
Freud woulda had a field day with this one.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 10, 2012 at 04:48 PM
Oh, I bet he's going to get the opportunity to play with lots of swords. Jack knives, at least.
Posted by: Steve | May 10, 2012 at 04:59 PM
What was the suspect doing in the agents' underware?
On second thought, I don't want to know.
Posted by: markhh | May 10, 2012 at 05:03 PM
He should have asked tech support to take a stab at it.
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 10, 2012 at 09:26 PM
I think he really messed up his sepeku.
Posted by: Alfred | May 10, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Who among us...?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 11, 2012 at 08:02 AM
There are better ways to partition a drive.
Posted by: Ralph | May 11, 2012 at 09:05 AM
So his computer was customized with a slash drive port?
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 11, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Reminds me of the years I spent managing a Unix enterprise backup product. How many times I had to explain to a customer that they'd licensed a "backup" product, not a "recovery" one.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 11, 2012 at 09:46 PM