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May 08, 2012

GUESS THE STATE

Woman finds used bandage in soup

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Only 30 minor violations? I wonder if the restaurant takes internet reservations.

At least there wasn't a finger still attached to the bandage. Some people are so picky.

A man, while dining in Crewe
Found a used bandage in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And display it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."

Strange coincidence: last night we watched a DVD of an old BBC comedy series, "Chef," with Lenny Henry. Exactly this same thing happens at the end of the episode we saw. As the Detroit gangster says in "Once Upon a Time in America," Life is funnier'n $hit.

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