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May 19, 2012

GUESS THE STATE

Woman Attacks Man with Seashell, Bites Ear

(Thanks to Dan Barr, Jeff Meyerson and Joe in Japan)

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I am shocked and amazed that alcohol appears to have played some small part in the fracas.

headline implies the man had the seashell, so he should've conched her

Sounds like their idea of foreplay.

Can't be WVA since seashells were involved, but if moon shine, well that is another story.

I also submitted this item to the Blog but received no acknowledgement. Sigh.

*Chuckle @ ligirl's usageness ... *

Was his pulse cold and clammy?

That makes no sense. If he gets the seashell first, then she takes his ear, how is he supposed to hear the ocean?

I did not even know that seashells had ears.

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