FREEING HUMANITY FROM THE TEDIOUS DRUDGERY OF RESPONDING TO BUTTOCK SLAPS MANUALLY
Bizarrely Realistic Japanese Robotic Buttocks Responds to Slaps
(Thanks to Ralph)
We saw the Bizarrely Realistic Japanese Robotic Buttocks open for the Ramones.
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May 11, 2012
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And the point of this is?
Posted by: pogo | May 11, 2012 at 09:05 AM
Soon to appear in a really boring James Cameron movie.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 11, 2012 at 09:08 AM
I assume that they will soon be attached to a robotic hand that reflexively slaps back.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 11, 2012 at 09:13 AM
The bizarrely unrealistic accompanying noises are annoying. Expect YouTube mashups.
Posted by: Ralph | May 11, 2012 at 09:21 AM
No, I will not watch a video about a roboass. Sounds like a bad porn version of Robocop.
Well, maybe not so bad.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 11, 2012 at 09:26 AM
Two things about that video (well, besides the stereotypical "translation" of some of the subtitles) that sorta *coff coff* "bother" my sensibilities ...
The term "organic construct" ... means ... um ... whut?
And ... "communicate" with SHIRI ... um ... well, nevermind ...
Seems that the Japanese have sumwhut of an obsession with ... um ... well, nevermind that, too ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 11, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Loudmouth, just forward to the 2:50 mark to see the bad porn. And why do the buttockals have distictly male form? The Japanese wonks are slipping.
Posted by: random thunking | May 11, 2012 at 10:07 AM
But there's no hair to pull...
Posted by: jon | May 11, 2012 at 10:13 AM
What a total load of Pelosi.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 11, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Does it come with a recording that says, "I've been naughty"?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 11, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Soon, nc! Imagine the fun we will all have when Apple merges Siri with Shiri. Then you'll really have to be careful what you say or slap.
Posted by: funny man | May 11, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Should merge with ButtleOpener.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 11, 2012 at 11:35 AM
The Japanese, for reasons known only to themselves, appear to be building a robotic Newt, one anatomic segment at a time. When they finish it, watch out!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 11, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Omni' ... do we hafta ONLY watch? Or can we ... um ... *coff-coff* ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 11, 2012 at 11:52 AM
But (ha!) what about the all important "pucker factor"?
Posted by: Steve | May 11, 2012 at 12:07 PM
The Shiri! Hollywood edition has a light on the control panel that blinks when it's time for Clooney to dismount during test mode.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 11, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Is it a gay roboass? Really ain't watching that!
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 11, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Finger pokes?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 11, 2012 at 01:01 PM
How'd I guess this was from Japan?
Posted by: Elon | May 11, 2012 at 01:20 PM
Someone needs to translate this film into Japanese.
Posted by: max | May 11, 2012 at 01:31 PM
The TSA ordered 500 of these.
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 11, 2012 at 01:31 PM
Mikey, LOL!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 11, 2012 at 02:22 PM
Whut J'S'G said ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 11, 2012 at 02:36 PM
Well, slap my buttocks and call me robotic ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 11, 2012 at 09:44 PM