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May 11, 2012

FORTUNATELY, THEY ALL HAD VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSES

Forty safari park monkeys challenged to pull apart brand new car

(Thanks to funny man)

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And after that, they wrote Hamlet.

"Hello, Car Talk?"

" ... like manna from Heaven."

Nope. Manna wuz FOOD! And the "story" (more really sloppy "journalism" ... well, ad copy writing) actually STATED that the car wuz NOT "eaten" ...

It wuz a playtoy (of sorts) ... which means a simile such as " ... (to maintain the illusory "Gift from God" allusion) like winning "a night with Salome" or "a free weekend in Gomorrah" ...

Grease monkeys.

The help at the car wash isn't going to be happy after that one rolls through the line.

Hyundai, made for babboons? New slogan that doesn't quite work for me...

Sigh. Should I? Yes, I must. Baboons aren't monkeys. There, I feel better.

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