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May 11, 2012

FLATHEAD COUNTY: LIKE THE MIDDLE EAST, ONLY MORE TENSE

7:23 p.m. A Kalispell man claimed that an old friend stated that he wanted to punch him in the face and ruin his life.

(Thanks to funny man)

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1:53 p.m. A Rhodes Draw resident heard something that sounded like a canon.
Was a priest standing around yelling about the "canon" of the Church? Maybe someone was using a particularly loud camera? Or did he mean a cannon?

Kýrie, eléison.

With friends like that. Also Flathead County seems to be going to the dogs these days.

Pachelbel's Canon ... in the key of D ...

And yeah on the dogs ... too bad their escape plan wuz not successful ... would've provided sum excitement, whut with chasin' folks and standoffs and all ...

"flaunting his freedom". Clearly,Homeland Security needs to show up before things get totally out of hand!!

It takes more than a punch in the face to ruin your life in Kalispell. Facial aesthetics are not really critical to the lifestyle up there. Weatherbeaten and craggy is about the best you can hope for.

"3:02 p.m. Someone in Somers reported that their cat had been soaked with fuel. "

Somebody's trying to learn how to juggle flaming cats again, eh?

pad' ... either that, or the exterminator service is makin' house calls ...


*Hunkers down for the onslaught of cat-lovers' comments*

And in other news from the nursecindy household:

11:28 a.m. A Chihuahua “from hell” reportedly chases “everything” and bites and attacks “everyone” in a neighborhood in Bigfork.

arf!

Heck, a Chawawa (actual spelling I've seen in more than one classified ad. IANMTU!) ain't frum hell ...

If he don't have a green card, call the Border Patrol and have him sent back to Mexico!

Wisteria Lane, step aside. Kalispell is the new Peyton Place.

"A Columbia Falls man reportedly threw rocks at his own truck and rammed it with a jeep."
We had a Dodge Aries I'd have done that to, but the Jeep wouldn't start.

1:53 p.m. A Rhodes Draw resident heard something that sounded like a canon.

My Canon printer is very quiet especially in whisper mode. I think he needs to get ride of that pre-1999
canon and get a newer model. Or Epson. Or HP.

There's no need to put up with a noisy printer!

Well, I'm an ex So Floridian who lives in Montana and our am radio jocks do a segment on " Moron's among Us" and guess what state is the "Bastion Of moron's " Yup- Good old Florida!

I'll see your morons and raise you four imbeciles. -- Michigan.

Why hasn't the Governor called in the National Guard about the rampant violence here?

What with Chihuahuas and canons and people flaunting!

Sounded like a canon? Did they check the Bach yard?

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