ETIQUETTE
Pee sitting down and make eye contact while clinking glasses and you can't go far wrong.
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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May 14, 2012
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Hmm, I've tried the eye contact thing, and I find that laughter and a stupid joke is better when clinking glasses. Eyes closed usually works better, and it is kinda embarrassing that both of us forgot to take off our glasses before we kissed, so laughter helps break that.
Posted by: max | May 14, 2012 at 11:43 AM
The Urban Dictionary shares.
Etiquette would be helping an elderly lady across the road, not twatting her one in the middle of the road and stealing her purse.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=etiquette
My comment: What is this twatting?
Posted by: manual tomato | May 14, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Do you do them together (pee sitting down, make eye contact while clinking glasses) or separately?
Signed,
Confused in Dortmund
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 14, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Say " Please " before invading Belgium or France.
Posted by: clankie | May 14, 2012 at 12:18 PM
I think Dave should make a FLATHEAD CO BOOK OF ETTIQUETTE. Lets see the Krauts top that !
Posted by: LeDud | May 14, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Big deal. I always pee sitting down.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 14, 2012 at 01:10 PM
Jeff, that would take a very wide stance.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 14, 2012 at 08:24 PM
I had a urinal installed in our master bathroom. It only cost a few hundred dollars. We never have any discussions about the toilet seat. Also, we have a large oblong toilet so I don't have worry about the dangle problem when I do have to sit down. After I am gone, people will know that a man used to live here. After all, why should a man have to use the ladies room in his own house?
Posted by: ken in sc | May 15, 2012 at 12:00 PM