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All together now:
Is that a chicken schnitzel in your pants or are you just glad to see me.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 04, 2012 at 09:40 AM
"A Victorian man who stuffed chicken schnitzel down his pants and threatened to shoot a check-out assistant at a Tasmanian supermarket ..."
That may well be the surreal lede of the year.
"He was attempting to re-adjust the schnitzel when the accident occurred."
And that may well be the new euphemism of the year. If Mark Sanford had just claimed he was re-adjusting his schnitzel instead of hiking the Applachian Trail, he might have gotten away with it.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 04, 2012 at 09:44 AM
There is nothing lower than a supermarket schnitzel stuffer.
"He was attempting to re-adjust the schnitzel when the accident occurred."
I hate when I have to adjust the schnitzel while driving.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 04, 2012 at 09:52 AM
wiener schnitzel on a roll!
Posted by: ligirl | May 04, 2012 at 09:57 AM
He was attempting to re-adjust the schnitzel
Mrs. Layzee smacks me when I do that in public.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 04, 2012 at 09:58 AM
A Victorian man? Wow he must really be old! Didn't the Victorian era end in 1900?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 04, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Chicken Schnitnel WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 04, 2012 at 10:38 AM
So ... he schnitzeled his weiner and ... um ... gonna try to fergit that imagery ... really ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 04, 2012 at 10:40 AM
bwahhhhaahh @ligirl
Posted by: queensbee | May 04, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Readjusting the schnitzel often causes a loss of control.
That's why Viagra and its newest faster competitor were invented, right?
Posted by: funny man | May 04, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Ist das nicht ein Schnitzel thief
Ja das IST ein Schnitzel thief
next stop to rob
you guessed it
The Schnitzel Bank
apologies to all who may have groaned loudly due to this comment
Posted by: Joe in Japan | May 04, 2012 at 12:22 PM
If you experience a schnitzel lasting longer than four hours ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 04, 2012 at 06:35 PM
Don't get in such a schnit. Pocket full of miracles.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 05, 2012 at 09:41 AM