DIVORCE IS INEVITABLE
Husband chopped up wife's shoes
(Thanks to Ralph K.)
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May 28, 2012
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If by "divorce" you mean murder.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Officers arrived and were told the woman had been assaulted and her husband had cut up several pairs of her shoes.
The death penalty is too good for him.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2012 at 11:55 AM
I'll tell you, if I cut up both of my wife's shoes she would be pissed!
Posted by: elmo | May 28, 2012 at 01:37 PM
I heard that this morning and immediately thought of nursecindy. That's a hanging offense.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2012 at 02:03 PM
I'd would have liked to see him try that with Siouxie.
The machete is mightier than whatever that fool used.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 28, 2012 at 02:15 PM
*SMACKS* elmo. Go shoe shopping with your wife!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2012 at 02:52 PM
Divorce! HA! A corpse found on the lawn!
Posted by: MikeyVA. | May 28, 2012 at 04:33 PM
What a heel! This guy obviously has no soul.
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 28, 2012 at 06:02 PM
nc, can you explain the shoe thing to us guys? I fear I'll die without ever understanding it.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 28, 2012 at 06:04 PM
Dead Man Walking.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | May 28, 2012 at 07:28 PM
Fillet of sole.
Posted by: Clankie | May 28, 2012 at 08:46 PM
This is like the woman who slices her man's fancy suits and shirts with a razor blade and throws them out on the lawn. Those shoes meant something in their relationship. I think it means he caught her cheating.
To turn things around from the usual male-female conflict story--What did she do to make him do this?
Posted by: ken in sc | May 28, 2012 at 09:47 PM
JSG, I'm ashamed to admit this but I have over 100 pair of shoes. No two pair are alike either. There are different shades of blue, black, ecru, beige, white, etc., which I need to match my outfits. I can't explain it. I wish I could but I just love shoes. Don't you guys worry that your shoes won't match your belt or outfit? Do men have outfits?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2012 at 09:54 PM
Um, no, not really.
And a question: aren't beige and ecru the same thing?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2012 at 10:27 PM
No they aren't Jeff. Ecru is a little lighter than beige. Men.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2012 at 10:55 PM
nc: Men's outfits.
Posted by: Ralph | May 28, 2012 at 11:28 PM
I am having some serious fantasies about NurseCindy. She must be the Imelda Marcos of the medical world.......
Posted by: elmo | May 29, 2012 at 12:43 AM
Thank you, nc. Now I am even more confused, but thank you.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 29, 2012 at 06:29 AM
Jeff,
WHAT?????? Ecru and Beige are NOT the same.
Ecru is like yellow beige and beige is like beige beige.
Get it? GEEZ! (Flips her hair)
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 29, 2012 at 07:15 AM
i'm sitting with the guys on the 'just don't get the shoes thing' side of the bus. i have many shoes, but that's because women's shoes are generally uncomfortable and i can't stand to wear most of them more than once or twice. mostly i wear pants so i can wear tennies and socks. do NOT understand why women subject themselves to wearing heels (of any height beyond 1 inch) - EVER. just do not understand why it's worth it to be in pain all the time. "they're not that bad," is just a lie you tell yourselves.
Posted by: judi | May 29, 2012 at 09:41 AM
judi, come on over for a beer. We'll make you an honorary guy. Of course, we might still talk about your butt when you're gone.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 29, 2012 at 09:54 AM
I'm embarrassed that Ralph got me to look at a u-tube that had fewer than 800 previous viewers.
Posted by: mazar larry | May 29, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Amen, Judi. Dressier women's shoes = torture devices.
Posted by: Bella | May 29, 2012 at 01:11 PM