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May 18, 2012

CSI: FRUITLAND

Man with underwear on his head breaks in to coffee shop

(Thanks to Craig Roberts, Woozy Barnes and Matt Filar)

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It was Nicolas Cage, right? I know it was.

"Son, you've got a panty on your head."

Do you really want to be known as the Skidmark Bandit. Remember whatcha momma tol' ya'.

Note to criminals in this story: May I suggest you take part of your loot, go to any party type shop, and buy a couple of masks. They don't cost nearly as much as you would think. Do you really want to tell future cell mates that you like to put your undies on your head?

I hope that there weren't any racing stripes left over.

They don't call it Fruitland for nothing.

More like Fruit-of-the-Loom-Land

chortle @ layzee

Despite Layzeeboy's comment, I'm chagrined at the lack of details ... BVDs? FTLs? Calvin Klein? RL?

C'mon ... this is sloppy "journalism" at its worst ...

I've been tempted to pull my underwear over my head when circumstances have forced me to buy coffee in a place that sells Banana-Raspberry-Tofu Lattes.

Tell the police to look for a guy who appears nervous and keeps repeating, "Do you smell that?"

Nice try, Red.

Hey, what do you expect her to wear for a job like that ? A pair of thongs ?

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