CSI: DACULA

Vehicle Reported Stolen Was Actually Hidden by Weeds in Yard

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Steve]

What kind of plant food has she been using on those weeds? A Chevy van disappeared?

[ubetcha]

Any idea what state this is? Being a New Englander, my first thought was Maine.

I couldn't even tell from the map. I'm thinking maybe Mars.

[K]

It is Dacula, Ga.

[padraig]

Ga, pronounced "gaaah!" when you're mowing her lawn and the mower bumps into a 1973 Chevy Van.

When they open the doors, they'll probably find the remains of a couple of former teenage makeout artists.

[Jeff Meyerson]

It sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy routine: you know it's time to cut the lawn when...

[wizkid65]

Thought it might be Flathead County, but turned out to be Dacula, GA. I guess they are interchangeable.

[nursecindy]

She's probably waiting for her lazy son to come over and cut her grass. I have to wonder if it was covered by weeds or kudzu. Kudzu is pretty widespread in Ga. and it grows very, very quickly. My grandpa use to tell me that someday it would take over the world. It could happen. If you look closely you can see what used to be a house. This picture is from Damascus, Ga. but is a pretty common site in the rural areas.

[manual tomato]

You Might Be A Georgia Redneck if....

You ever cut your grass and found a car.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Your considered an expert on wormbeds.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

You think a Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.

[Morgana]

Am I the only one that read this as "Dracula"? and kept waiting for the vampire tie-in?

*Snork* at M.T.

[IndianaGirl]

I did, too, Morgana. I couldn't figure out what Dracula had to do with disappearing vans.

[LeDud]

Maybe its the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo.

[padraig]

Definitely would not surprise me if a couple of shaggy types fell out of the back of that van with a cloud of hemp smoke trailing after them.

[Ralph]

So that's where it went.

[Omniskeptic]

I thought "Taking out the trash" meant dating your cousin.