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May 12, 2012

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‘Sylvester Stallone’ spotted in 16th century painting

(Thanks to Ralph)

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When asked for a comment, Sylvester mumbled and no one could understand what he was saying.

Edgar?

Was this painted before or after Rocky 3?

Looks more like Robert Mitchum, if you ask me.

It's amazing what a little HGH will do for Sly's vitality.

Jack Black and Paul Revere?

Yeah ... there is a strong resemblance ...

Did Revere have a girlfriend along the route of his famous ride?

Here's a link to a picture of Jack Black and Paul Revere. I don't see it myself. I'm a little disappointed in the Sly Stallone picture. In our last Catholic newsletter the Pope promised to quit playing around with the paintings at the Vatican.

From the jawline it looks like Stallone has not posed for that picture yet, so we shouldn't ask him about playing around in the past in the future until after he actually did it.

spotted? all this time, i thought he was striped.

" Duhawaaaahgoblahbluh..."

Yup. It's him.

A D R I A A A N N N !

n'cin' ... mebbe Il Papa is merely "tweakin' the pix" a bit?

That's the image of Revere of which I wuz thinkin' ... the forehead & shape of underlyin' skull, yeah ... the nose, not quite ... the scraggly whiskers, nope ... but I'd buy into the overall concept

Now that was extremely funny.

In other news, researchers note "similarity" between 30,000 year old image of a cave bear from Chauvet and Ted Nugent. A spokesbear for bears threatened legal action.

Uncle Ted is French?

I did NOT know that!

Cut me Michelangelo.

Hey, I knew Sly was old, but....damn! He gets his own Geezer Gondola....

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