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May 04, 2012

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Coeburn man handcuffs himself to quit smoking, loses key

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was.

K.R.

in. yeah, yeah, Oh yeah.

This could also work for people on a diet. Moron. I wonder why his pants were down?

I knew this guy. We called him Keyless Chuck.

Did it work?

i dunno, cindy - maybe he was trying to flick his bic

Adjusting your schnitzel is a lot tougher in cuffs.

And below that entry on the blotter:

"A Rogersville woman contacted police due to her dog, a 7-week-old pit bull, being stolen from her yard. She said she had contacted the person responsible, who admitted to taking the animal -- but claimed they didn't have the gas money to drive the dog back."

Well, they could sell the dog, and then buy some gas with the money ... oh ... wait ...

(This place sounds quite a bit like Flathead County ... merely sayin' ...)

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