AND STAY OFF HER LAWN
(Thanks to cyberick and Alberto Mengoni)
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(Thanks to cyberick and Alberto Mengoni)
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Isn't chopping off a finger a criminal tradition in Japan?
It should be easy to get a fingerprint for the perp -- at least for awhile.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 09, 2012 at 08:03 AM
He was lucky to get away with a hand to be empty.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 09, 2012 at 08:14 AM
After further investigation, the robbery victim was determined to be a bear from Flathead County, in the United States, in Japan as part of a tour group. A spokescreature for the group, who is a licensed baboon, declined to comment unless given a pellet.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 09, 2012 at 08:44 AM
He should know better than to mug women coming out of the Retired Ninja Rest Home.
Posted by: padraig | May 09, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Never mess with yakuza molls.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 09, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Better that appendage than... well... anything else.
Posted by: clankie | May 09, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Exactly ScottMGS! A yakuza tradition! Where do you think the expression "finger food" came from?
Posted by: funny man | May 09, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Mebbe we should send him that bandage that wuz in sumbuddy's soup the other day?
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 09, 2012 at 02:19 PM