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May 09, 2012

AND STAY OFF HER LAWN

A mugger who attacked a woman in Japan fled empty-handed -- and with one finger missing -- after the intended victim chomped off his pinkie.

(Thanks to cyberick and Alberto Mengoni)

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Isn't chopping off a finger a criminal tradition in Japan?

It should be easy to get a fingerprint for the perp -- at least for awhile.

He was lucky to get away with a hand to be empty.

After further investigation, the robbery victim was determined to be a bear from Flathead County, in the United States, in Japan as part of a tour group. A spokescreature for the group, who is a licensed baboon, declined to comment unless given a pellet.

He should know better than to mug women coming out of the Retired Ninja Rest Home.

Never mess with yakuza molls.

Better that appendage than... well... anything else.

Exactly ScottMGS! A yakuza tradition! Where do you think the expression "finger food" came from?

Mebbe we should send him that bandage that wuz in sumbuddy's soup the other day?

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