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Your Breasts Are Trying To Kill You
(Thanks to wiredog)
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May 04, 2012
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Oh. Nope. Saw this sumplace else ... interestin' review, and not merely becuz I'm in a group usually referred to as MCPs ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 04, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Had a feeling about this.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 04, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Exactly how does rocket fuel get into your breasts?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 04, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Cindy,
I assume that it's in the implants. CIA something something.
Posted by: wiredog | May 04, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Frum livin' life in the fast -- REALLY fast -- lane, n'cin' ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 04, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Fear not, ladies, we'll keep our eyes on them for you.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 04, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Feel yourself up. All the time.
They tell this to ladies now, and tell guys that if we
do, it's possibly criminal? Somethings wrong everywhere. (PS Never annoy or violate another human. Period.)
Posted by: funny man | May 04, 2012 at 12:16 PM
I may use that as a pickup line: "Your breasts are killing me." I'd better double check with the wife.
Posted by: LeDud | May 04, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Great review. And I guess the rocket fuel is nother compelling reason not to smoke while nursing.
Posted by: Betsy | May 04, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Bras off, ladies--I'll handle this! "It's okay, ma'am, I'm from the government and I'm checking for rocket fuel..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 04, 2012 at 02:05 PM
I always knew they had a mysterious power over guy types, but rocket fuel?
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 04, 2012 at 02:33 PM
Well ... this sounds believable ... after all, a rocket engine is merely a controlled explosion ... and y'all know how much guys like to blow things up ... and ... um ... well ... yup ... sounds reasonable to this voter ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 04, 2012 at 03:40 PM
Cindy, basically some rocket fuel leaks into the air and water every time a launch happens. That in turn goes into veggies, even organic ones. And then it being hydrophobic gets stuck in fatty tissues. They teach you about it in chem classes.
Posted by: Elon | May 04, 2012 at 04:42 PM
Elon, I never did well in my chemistry classes. As I've mentioned before I once had an unfortunate incident where I burned my shirt off after leaning too close to a Bunsen Burner.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 04, 2012 at 04:53 PM
They don't call them Bazooms for Nothing!
Posted by: MikeyVA(that is Viginia NOT West Virginia) | May 04, 2012 at 05:45 PM
Rocket fuel pollution info.
Posted by: Ralph | May 04, 2012 at 06:46 PM
Can we get another flavor? Rocket fuel ain't doing it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 05, 2012 at 09:34 AM