Dave Barry's Blog

DO BEARS POOP IN THE WOODS?

Not all of 'em.

(Thanks to The Perts, Janice Gelb, and Jon Harris)

CSI: CLEVELAND

A Cleveland man was busted for littering after he dropped a $1 bill on the ground.

(Thanks to W. Von Papineau)

TIME TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET

Drunken Alberta man survives after he's run over by 26 rail cars

(Thanks to The Perts)

LOOSE COWS

Police say a roving group of cows crashed a small gathering in a Massachusetts town and bullied the guests for their beer.

(Thanks to Kathryn B. and pokerplayer)

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Build a hovercraft with a shower curtain and duct tape.

(Thanks to Gregg in Austin, who apparently doesn't like dads)

NEW THIS FALL: THE TACO ENFORCER

Police said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Jeff Meyerson)